Blueberry
aka: The real founder of uncharted lines
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Hey you! That’s right, you. The one who managed to peer through the curtain of lies to discover the truth. Some things have been sorely misrepresented here, and I felt I had to say (or...”bark”) my piece. The dirtbag male human pictured on this is page is handsome, I’ll give you that, but he has failed to recognize this company as my creation! The lies cannot continue.
You deserve the truth.
I envisioned the company, Uncharted Lines, in a cheese-induced dream after watching my human crawl out and about into air space on strange lines. They kept using words like “leash” and I got excited because I thought it meant we were going on a walk.
My excitement was misplaced. I was sorely mistaken and soon found out this meant attaching a harness to the line and flying out into space. My human insisted I learn more about his passions and went so far as to drag me out there with him one day (evidence can be found above of this atrocity). I am no bird, thank you. I am a dignified gentledog who likes four paws on the ground.
Regardless, after this ordeal I explained to the man that he should make this hobby a business already so I wouldn’t have to be his client on these “adventures”.
Clearly he was listening on some level, because he developed such a business within the following years! I was horrified to learn that canine intellectual property laws are underdeveloped in the States. This human would get all the credit for the amazing creation I barked offhandedly at him. In return, I get two solid meals a day and the occasional sausage I can steal from the kitchen... barely a return on my investment and patience with this guy.
If you’re here, that means you’ve seen his “about” page. All about Sean. I had an entire business plan developed, and only get a lousy mention in the footnotes. So much for business partners. The original interpretation of the company goals should be as follows:
fetch
fetch
grumble
---These goals are at the heart of what guides blueberry---
Well, there you have it... straight from the mouth of pups. It was always me -- the puppymaster pulling strings behind the scenes. Consider yourself one of the inner circle now that you know the truth. Now you’ll recognize that far-away look in my eye for what it is and also be burdened with the knowledge.
Why stick around, you ask? Why bear the weight of such grief?
Well... who else is going to babysit that wild human? It’s my job and I’m good at it. Might as well see where this goes and get a few good bellyrubs along the way.
“ I think you should stop talking to me and throw the ball already... ”
-Blue
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imagination is your only limitation.
And naptime.
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I’m a dog, I don’t understand social media.
I don’t have opposable thumbs either.
Uncharted Lines is based in the the San Juan mountains of Durango, Colorado, but offers the flexibility to meet you anywhere your dream projects are located*
*But please don’t make my dad go on a log car drive, I get sick and stressed without the windows all the way down...
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